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fearciuil	The Great Gum Conspiracy	Lead	[-]
Posts: 264 (05/28/07 20:12:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : crossover, parody, conspiracy theory "No, really. Someone found out that this chewing gum turns women into nympho--" "Yeah, yeah." Manhattan's Senior Executive Assistant District Attorney, Jack McCoy, barely afforded a glance at the pair of detectives headed the other direction, one a stocky African-American with a goatee and a pony tail and the other tall, lanky, and gray-haired. The taller of the pair was pulling a black fedora low over his glasses, their tint already changing in reaction to the sunlight outside One Hogan Place. Walking beside McCoy was his assistant, Connie Rubirosa. She glanced back at the departing detectives and shook her head. "That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "That's Munch for you," McCoy responded. "He's a conspiracy nut. The first time I met him, he started going on about the Red Mass." He handed his briefcase to the security officer and stepped through the metal detector. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/30/07 14:46:24. Edited 3 times.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#1	[-]
Posts: 79 (05/29/07 16:49:53) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I love this! Although, I don't know how you resisred the urge to have Jack offer Connie a piece of gum . You could really have some fun with it, i you decided to keep going. Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#2	[-]
Posts: 264 (05/29/07 17:51:39) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Why don't you do it? Make it a true Round.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#3	[-]
Posts: 79 (05/29/07 20:44:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Gee, just when I was going to call it a night...this is too much fun to pass up. Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#4	[-]
Posts: 79 (05/29/07 20:50:20) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"No, really. Someone found out that this chewing gum turns women into nympho" "Yeah, yeah." Manhattan's Senior Executive Assistant District Attorney, Jack McCoy, barely afforded a glance at the pair of detectives headed the other direction, one a stocky African-American with a goatee and a pony tail and the other tall, lanky, and gray-haired. The taller of the pair was pulling a black fedora low over his glasses, their tint already changing in reaction to the sunlight outside One Hogan Place. Walking beside McCoy was his assistant, Connie Rubirosa. She glanced back at the departing detectives and shook her head. "That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard." "That's Munch for you," McCoy responded. "He's a conspiracy nut. The first time I met him, he started going on about the Red Mass." He handed his briefcase to the security officer and stepped through the metal detector. Not long afterwards, the pair went through yet another metal detector - this time a few blocks over on Centre Street. Once through the security check, McCoy turned to Rubirosa, his face the picture of innocence as he offered her a piece of Juicy Fruit. Connie rolled her eyes at her superior, defiantly snatching the gum. "Grow up." McCoy said nothing. He smiled suggestively as he watched the fiery Latina place the gum in her mouth, while he opened the door marked: Trail Part 66. It was almost noon, when Jack noticed the change in Connie. He was in the middle a cross examination. He turned to pick up People Exhibit #123454556, when he realized the top four buttons of her blouse where conspiciously undone. Her face was flushed and she was eyeing McCoy with what could only be described hunger. The kind of hunger you see when a dog gets it's paws on a slice of prime beef. Yeah. Connie Rubirosa was looking at Jack McCoy like he was a piece of meat. Beefcake to be specific. Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#5	[-]
Posts: 264 (05/29/07 21:59:27) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Perfect! How'd they teleport from Hogan Place to the courthouse?
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#6	[-]
Posts: 79 (05/30/07 04:56:18) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sleep...I need sleep! Sorry! Check it now Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
Keri2	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#7	[-]
Posts: 658 (05/30/07 17:52:42) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	McCoy tried to ignore Rubirosa, but found himself praying that the judge's stomach would start to rumble, and he'd call for a lunch break. He had just finished asking questions of a witness, when the judge stifled a yawn, and looked pointedly at the clock. "Its lunch, everyone. Back here at 1:30." The gavel banged softly, and everyone stood, as the judge made his way to his chambers. Jack turned. Before he could make his way to the prosecutor's table, he saw Connie sit, and bend to gather her brief case. When she sat upright again, he saw her sigh, then noticed, she's slipped her feet out of her high heeled pumps. He had never seen a woman slide her feet back inside a pair of shoes...langourously. Yes, that was the word for it. Toes searched on the floor for the missing shoes, found them, and slowly, slowly, made their way inside them. Both feet arched, as the heels slid smoothly into the pumps. Jack had never considered himself as having a foot fetish-far from it, he'd always thought feet, his own included, the least sexy of any of the human body parts. They got hot, sweaty, stinky, they got callouses, corns, warts, hair grew on the tops of toes, nails got ingrown and sore as hell, toe joints grew bunions that made all but the ugliest shoes horribly uncomfortable, there were hammer toes, plantar fascitis, fallen arches, high insteps...feet were definatly not sexy. He cleared his throat, a bit too loudly, and Connie looked at him. "Sore throat, Jack?" She asked softly. Was it him, or where her eyes half shut? Was she licking her lips? "Strep throat is going around, you know." "Ah, no-uh-" Jack picked up his briefcase, and nearly lost the contents on the floor. It wasn't latched, and only a quick grab, prevented pens, papers, motions, calendars, a calculator, and who knew what all, from landing on the floor. As it was, his fast grab, made him blush. "Just a tickle in my throat." He turned. "Lets go grab some lunch." Jack rushed out of the courtroom. For some reason, it was imperative that he put as much distance between himself and Connie as possible right now. "Oof!" "Hey, where's the fire, Counselor?"
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#8	[-]
Posts: 79 (05/30/07 19:25:58) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Sorry Danielle,"McCoy said after nearly colliding with his old friend and opponent on his way out of the courtroom."Are you alright?" "Maybe you should ask you assistant that question,"Melnick said taking notice of the state the younger woman seemed to be in."Connie, do you have fever? You're flushed and your blouse,"Melick looked accusingly at McCoy."Jack you let her sit in court like that?" Melnick moved between the pair, buttoning Connie's blouse and placing a motherly hand on her forehead. "You do feel warm-" "I'm fine,Danielle,"Connie said her gaze never leaving Jack."I just need some lunch" The three attorney's stepped into the elevator. "Well enjoy it,"Melnick said as the doors closed."I've got to meet in chambers with Judge Petrovsky." Melick began fumbling through her hand bag. "Damn it." "What's the problem,"Jack asked still keeping his distance from his assistant. "I can't find my breath mints. Jack, you gotta stick of gum?" Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#9	[-]
Posts: 264 (05/30/07 19:51:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Um...." McCoy made a show of checking his pockets, his eyes never quite leaving Rubirosa and his mind echoing with Munch's latest conspiracy theory. The rational part of his brain told him that Rubirosa had been right; it was just a stupid conspiracy theory. The rest of his brain was convinced there was a connection between the gum he'd given her and her present ... state. "Sure he does," Rubirosa purred. "It's right here in his pocket." She flowed--yes, flowed-- across the elevator and sensuously slid her hand into his hip pocket. He jumped, nearly knocking Melnick over. Again. "Here," Rubirosa said, still eyeing McCoy as she offered the pack in Melnick's direction. "You'll love it." Melnick gave the prosecutors an odd look before accepting. "Thanks." McCoy bit his tongue as she popped it in her mouth. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:46:31. Edited 1 times.
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#10	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/02/07 15:48:13) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	During the ride down to the main floor, the only way McCoy could keep Connie's hands from wandering over his body was to keep Danielle between them. When the doors opened, releasing them, he skinned through the crowd there, ignoring greetings, hails and other demands for his attention as he single-mindedly made for the street. "You must be hungry," purred Connie as they cleared the door. He checked visibly; it hadn't occurred to him that she'd stayed with him. She reached up and began rubbing his shoulders. "I am, too." He cleared his throat nervously. "So, what do you want?" As if I can't tell. "Russian? Greek?" She came around to face him, her eyes smoldering. "I was thinking ... Irish." And she launched herself at him. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:47:10. Edited 1 times.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#11	[-]
Posts: 79 (06/02/07 22:33:54) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Now, it's not every day that Jack McCoy turns down the attentions of a beautiful woman. In fact, if Jack stopped and thought about it, the last time that had happened was...never. However, it was clear to McCoy that Connie wasn't herself. It was also clear, it was his own wise ass offer of the damnable gum, that was to blame. Ignoring his natural calling to lust after every female assistant that was willing to be lusted after, he firmly held Connie at bay. "Listen Connie, that gum this morning...God, I'm so sorry." "Gum,"she said as she stuggled to move to claim her prey."Jack, I've been fighting this since the first time I laid eyes on you. Jack, I'm your assistant. You always do your assistants. This isn't the gum - it's fate. Don't you want me?" "Oh God. Listen, let me take you to the ER, get some blood work done..." Before she could respond, Ed Green called out to them,as he cleared the courthouse steps. "Counselors, I'm glad I caught you,"Ed began. He paused looking at the struggling ADA and the effort McCoy was making to keep her at bay."Is everything alright here?" Connie gave Green the once over, breaking free of McCoy's hold. "Ed, how about showing me your...piece,"she said as she pulled the bewildered officer to her, kissing him as her hands attacked his body. Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#12	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/03/07 14:38:18) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Hey, whoa!" Nina Cassady darted up the steps and tried to prize Rubirosa off her partner. She threw a desperate look at McCoy, who was standing with his hands on his knees, panting. "What--?" "Don't ask," McCoy interrupted. After a moment, he stepped down and helped Cassady wrestle Rubirosa off of Green. "What the hell--?" Green gasped, stumbling and nearly falling down the steps. "Connie, are you--what's--" He stopped and scrutinized her expression, then turned on McCoy. "Jack--" "I think we need to get her some medical attention," McCoy said, struggling to hang onto Rubirosa's arm. She kept shifting her attention from one man to the other, like a cat faced with too many toys. Green nodded understanding. "Let's get her into the car," he suggested, and the four of them made their careful way down to the street. Incongruously, McCoy was reminded of the sort of stupid team-building activity conference organizers were so enamored of, and he snorted. "What?" Cassady demanded, frowning at him. "I feel like we're doing one of those things where we've got to get the entire group across the room without touching the floor," he grunted. Just as they reached the sidewalk, a taxi sped through one of the wide puddles left over from the overnight rainstorm, splattering the group with dirty water. Cassady stumbled, sputtering and spitting. She'd caught a mouthful of the foul stuff. "Ed," she gasped, "do you have any gum?" "Uh-uh," Green replied. "I do," Rubirosa said, shooting McCoy a hooded look. "It's Jack's, really, but he gave it to me." Cassady released her arm, and Rubirosa ran her free hand through McCoy's hair before handing over the gum. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:49:23. Edited 1 times.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#13	[-]
Posts: 79 (06/03/07 16:06:48) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Oh Christ,"McCoy said in alarm as he reached for the gum."Detective, don't-" Green opened one of the backdoors of the unmarked cruiser and started to get Connie inside. Just as McCoy was reaching for the gum, Connie made another attempt at groping Green. "McCoy, I need a hand here," Green shouted. By the time the two men had the ADA strapped into her seat, Cassady had the gum in her mouth. McCoy grabbed the young detective and began shaking her. "NO!! Spit it out - you don't understand-" Upon being grabbed, Cassady instinctively brought a knee sharply up to McCoy genitals. Gasping in pain he released her falling to his knees. "Oh s*t"Cassady said, as the end of her short career in homicide flashed through her mind."Mr. McCoy-" "Damn Nina,"Green barked. "Didn't Van Buren just* talk to you about that? That stuff might fly when you're a beat cop, but when you're a homicide detective-" "Gum," McCoy whispered."Get rid of the gum." "Nina, go check on Rubirosa,"Green commmanded as he helped McCoy to his feet."Man, I know you're pissed. Remember she's still-" McCoy steadied himself, waving Green off. "Listen to me, Ed! That gum - it's laced with something..." Green listened intently to McCoy's story glancing with growing concern at the two women. "I know it's sounds unbelievable, but..." "I believe you, Jack. The departments been getting calls all morning,"Green said somberly."We better get some of that stuff down to the lab." "Yeah - but first we've got to get those two down to the ER,"he said warily."If it effects Cassaidy the way it's effected Connie...I mean she's got a gun, Ed..." Check out mywebsite: http://lawandorderjackmccoyfan.my site.com
Keri2	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#14	[-]
Posts: 658 (06/03/07 19:38:15) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh. My. God.
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#15	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/09/07 19:35:21) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The Bellevue ER was so packed by the time they arrived that the first level of the parking garage had been cordoned off for triage. Green, McCoy and Cassady--with diminishing assistance from Cassady as she, too, began feeling the effects of the diabolical gum--half-carried the struggling Rubirosa to a harried-looking young woman in scrubs. "Suddenly sexually aggressive?" she asked before anyone could speak, and pointed with her pen. "Over there. Fran will have the intake forms." A severe-looking gray-haired nurse was across the parking garage, watching a gaggle of women--all of whom were restrained in one form or another, and most were accompanied by someone. One in particular caught Green's attention, and he began actively hauling Rubirosa in that direction. "Intake forms," Fran said sternly, handing a set of forms on a clipboard to McCoy. "Can we have another set?" he asked, glancing significantly at Cassady. Fran followed his gaze and handed over a second clipboard without comment. Even in the dimness of the parking garage, the glazed look in the detective's eyes was unmistakable. Green had continued past and forced Rubirosa into a cheap plastic chair next to a skinny, pale, dark-haired man who was seated next to an older, red-haired woman ... who, in turn, was tied up with surgical tubing. "Beck?" Green asked, and McCoy looked closer. It was indeed the introverted egghead of a lab technician. "What happened to you?" "I'm ... not sure," Beck replied. He was holding an ice pack to the back of his head. "One minute, I was handing over my lab results, and the next, I was on the floor, and she was on top of me. I thought I was going to die." McCoy turned his attention to the woman, who was watching him with a suggestive smile on her face. His blood ran cold as she licked her lips lasciviously. "Are you sure she's secure?" he asked nervously. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:51:31. Edited 2 times.
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#16	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/18/07 20:15:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Jack?" Green asked, unaware of McCoy's unease. "You got the gum? We could send Beck over to check it out." "Good plan," McCoy responded, wondering why he hadn't thought of it. He made to get the gum out of his pocket before remembering that Rubirosa still had it. Or maybe Cassady. He faced his handcuffed assistant. "Connie." "Yes, Jack?" she replied throatily. "Where's the gum?" "I gave it to Nina, remember?" He nodded and turned to the detective. "Where's the--" He never got the question out. Cassady shut him up by kissing him full on the mouth with enough force that he stumbled back several steps. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:52:12. Edited 1 times.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#17	[-]
Posts: 79 (06/30/07 14:52:20) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	When he opened is eyes, McCoy found himself staring into the eyes of a beautiful woman. He was sure he'd seen her before, but he couldn't recall where. He could see her badge and service revolver resting on her hip. The sharp pain at the back of his head distracted him from pondering the question further. "What happened, he asked as he tried to sit up. "You were the victim of an attempted assault. When Detective Cassady lunged at you she pushed you back, causing you to lose your balance and fall. You hit the ground pretty hard. When they couldn't revive you downstairs, they sent you up to the ER. That's where you are now." Why are you here? Wheres Detective Green? Detective Green will be back shortly. Right now, hes with youre assistant down the hall. Im here because youre a victim of a sex crime, Mr. McCoy. Thats gives SVU jurisdiction over your case. SVU, he repeated his memory flashing to himself and the detective on the courthouse steps. Detective Benson? Detective, Im sorry you came all the way down here for this. I wont be pressing any charges against Detective Cassady. Mr. McCoy, the woman had you on the ground. By the time she was restrained, Detective Cassadys intentions were clear. She had ripped your clothing, incapacitated you, and was in the act of- No, you dont understand. She didnt know what she was doing, McCoy said as he began to shake his head vigorously in protest, only to be overcome with dizziness. Benson looked sympathetically down at McCoy and sighed. Mr. McCoy. Ive seen this before. Especially with male victims. I realize a lot of men find it embarrassing to admit they have been victimized sexually - cultural stereotypes, - It was the gum detective, McCoy said urgently. Where is the gum? Benson rolled her eyes. Ive already heard Munchs Gum Conspiracy Theory Benson said skeptically. Even if someone has put some sort of aphrodisiac into some gum, that doesnt negate the fact you were assaulted. Being aroused doesnt give anyone a free pass on rape. Im sure your familiar with the concept of 'free will ? Detective have you seen whats going on out there, he asked incredulously. before we start charging anyone, we need to get that gum analyzed. We need to know what we're dealing with. Before Bensen could respond Green appeared in the doorway, holding a plastic bag. Good, youre awake. Jack I just got off the phone with the 2 7 - weve got to get down there fast. McCoy raised an eyebrow. What now? Green shifted his feet uncomfortably. "It's Van Buren. Joe Fontana came down to take her to lunch and.... well, you know Van Buren chews gum as a stress reliever.."
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#18	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/30/07 16:39:34) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Oh, good! We had to get the Lieu involved. BTW, it's Benson ... with an O. (The Trivia Queen strikes again!)
fearciuil	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#19	[-]
Posts: 264 (06/30/07 17:16:01) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	McCoy eased himself to his feet, trying to be careful of his head. It throbbed, but was bearable. Taking stock, he noted that his tie had been removed and that his dress shirt was at present impossible to close, due to the fact that the buttons were missing. He pulled it a little tighter against his neck, glad that his undershirt prevented him from having been effectively stripped to the waist. Benson stepped forward with a concerned look on her face and put a hand on his elbow to steady him. "Maybe this isn't a good idea," she suggested. He turned slowly to face her. "I'm not going to let someone ruin Anita Van Buren's career for something over which she has no control," he snapped. "You can come or you can stay. I'm going. Ed, where's the gum?" Green brandished the bag, and McCoy could see the rectangular package it contained. "I was just gonna send Beck and a couple of unis back to the lab with it," Green replied. McCoy nodded slightly. "Good. Do that. Let's go." "At least let the doctor check you out," Benson said unhappily. "I have a concussion. He's going to tell me to take some Tylenol and send me home." He leaned over and snatched his suit jacket from where it sat on a chair and started to follow Green into the hall. Pausing at the curtain that defined the exam room, he said, "Detective Benson?" "Yeah?" "Promise me you won't put any gum in your mouth." She moved over beside him, brow furrowed. "You're really serious about this gum thing, aren't you?" "Yes. Do I have your word?" "Of course. I hate gum, anyway. It makes you look like a cow, chewing cud." Green chuckled; McCoy smiled and started to step into the hall when something abruptly occurred to him. "What time is it?" "About one-fifteen," Green replied distractedly. "Why?" "I'm due back in Part 66 in fifteen minutes," McCoy stated matter-of-factly. "You were assaulted," Benson pointed out. "Won't the judge grant you a continuance?" Sighing, McCoy pulled out his phone. "Maybe ... if I call right now." Dialing, he followed Green slowly down the hall; Benson fell into step beside them, punching a number into her own cell phone. McCoy gave her an inquiring look. "Munch," she explained, and put the phone to her ear. Last Edited By: fearciuil 12/17/07 19:54:07. Edited 1 times.
mccoylover	Re: The Great Gum Conspiracy	#20	[-]
Posts: 79 (06/30/07 20:06:13) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"But, Lieutenaunt you're a married woman,"Joe Fontana said trying to hide the panic he felt as his back pressed against the wall in Lt. Van Buren's office. His back to the wall, Fontana had no way out. "Come on, Joey," Van Buren said seductively, as she grabbed a hold of Fontana's tie."You know Don works clear across town. Besides, Don doesn't effect me the way you do." "Effect you...wh, what do you mean 'effect you'?" "I can't explain it Joe...you walked in today and I felt myself go wild. Now come here a give me some sugar," Van Buren demanded jerking Fontana by the tie, her lips roughly claiming their prize.

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